healthy body tips

Get him alone in a room, then launch across the coffee table with your fangs beared and sink them into the fabric of his trousers, ripping them to pieces like the angriest wolverine in history. Then, cup him penis lovingly in your hands and make eyecontact before squeezing it like a sauage until it explodes out one end in some hideous mix of fleshy blood and occasional drop of semen.